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Will you answer every question honestly?
The answers I give will be honest. There might be answers I don't give.

Have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
No. I've stayed up all night watching TV or writing. I like sleep. On the few occasions when I've been drunk, I liked sleep even more.

Have you ever punched anyone in the face?
No, but I have kicked someone in the back.

Do you miss anything or anyone?
Often. I don't throw things very accurately.

What makes you laugh no matter what?
The Court Jester, Yes, Minister, 'Allo 'Allo, Absolutely Fabulous, the episode from Top Gear where Clarkson redesigns the interior of a S-Klasse Mercedes and Hammond and May have to drive it, the "siren" on May's police car in the Police Car episode...

Who was the last person you talked to?
My mother

What do you dislike at the moment?
My country, generally.

HARDER:

Do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
Depends on one's circumstances, but 37 should be old enough...

Will you get married?
I don't think so. I'm not handsome, sociable, nor financially well-off, so I'm generally not attractive.

Will you be doing drugs in the near future?
Apart from my blood pressure medicine, I don't think so.

Do you lie about your age?
No.

VERY PERSONAL:

Are you happy with yourself?
To a very limited extent.

Would you change yourself for the person you love?
I don't think I can. Lord help me! I can't chaeaeaeaeaeaeaaaaannnge! *cue insane six-minute guitar trio*

What do you think about when times get hard?
Aren't times always hard? I do live in Jamaica, after all...

SECRETS:

When did you last cry?
When I tore my shoulder bone, I think.

Do you believe in religion?
I think religion is one of the biggest obstacles to being a Christian.

SHOCKING:

Have you done bad things with your parents near by?
Well, I tore the door off a cabinet right in front of my mother...

Have you started a horrible rumor about somebody?
Yes, and directly to his face, too!

Did you ever fail the school year?
An entire year? No.

Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
No.

Do you think your future will be a good one?
Not really. Someone will probably shoot me dead.

THE DEEP STUFF:

Do you think you were raised well?
Oddly enough, I have a strict moral code but not much discipline, so I don't know.

Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
I think so.

How do you handle stress?
Not well. I tend to growl a lot. Then I start screaming and smashing furniture.

How would you spend your last day alive?
Probably the same as any ordinary day right up to the point where someone shoots me.

Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience?
I have a guilty conscience. I could never play poker.

If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with?
I have never had to think about that, because my father was shot dead when I was almost seven years old.

If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends?
Depends on the family member. That plus me not really having close friends.

Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered your family member?
I'm not sure that I have.

THE LOVE STUFF:

Do you think you know the meaning of love?
I suppose so.

What’s the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
Honesty, I suppose. I haven't really thought about it.

If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
Not necessarily

THE RANDOM STUFF:

Do you spend time with the same people always?
I have to. I can't change either my family or my co-workers.

Do you think best friends can be replaced?
Perhaps.

When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
I guess it was either when I was on vacation last year October on when I was on vacation last year February

Where was your default picture taken?
Well, my featured deviation is a photo that was taken at somebody's fence in St. Lawrence Gap in Christchurch, Barbados.

Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it?
I don't know.

What is your favorite color?
I don't have a favourite colour, but yellow and orange are most visible and, for a motorbike rider, that's important. I mostly wear black, white, or blue, though.

What do you do when you have a bad day?
On the worst of days, scream, destroy furniture, beat my head against a wall, stuff like that.

Do you really think exs can be friends?
Yes, despite not really having any.

Who messaged you last?
Someone here on dA

If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away,
...go on...

Do you fall for people easily?
Not really, I'm a bit paranoid.

Are you quick to start a fight?
Not really, especially since I don't fight well and I've only ever won one (against the guy I kicked in the back. And I didn't even have my glasses on!)

Do your parents really know YOU?
My mom knows me fairly well but I'm not sure she'll continue to do so as she gets older.

Lyrics stuck in your head?
None right now, thankfully.

Are you tired?
No, I woke up about an hour ago.

Do you own an iPod?
Never have, probably never will. The only MP3 player I have is the one in my computer. I still have a working turntable.

Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
No comment.

When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
I don't think there's one in Jamaica.

Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
Yes.

Why would they?
Because people are generally like that.

Is Anyone In Love With You?
I sincerely doubt it.

Ever Cry In Public?
I do not recall.

Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
No, I think piercings and tattoos are abominable. Besides which, I'm afraid of needles.

What’s The Weather Like?
It's a quiet night, no rain, (*turns fan off*) no audible wind...

Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
Perhaps.

Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box?
No.

Do You Use Sarcasm?
Yes.

Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
I distrust everyone equally.

Do You Watch The News?
No. I don't even read it in the newspaper. The only good news in the paper: the comics and the puzzles

Who was the last person to make you mad?
The general swarm of mankind makes me angry.

What kept you up last night?
I slept from 8 PM to 4 AM last night, and about 9 PM to 2:30AM tonight.

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