I am not sure that I have ever stated my policy on requests, trades, or commissions.

Actually, I'm sure I haven't, because I didn't really have a policy.

Well, here goes:

Requests: You may request, and I may accept or refuse as I see fit. I reserve the right to be a chicken and say no. If I say yes, however, I am bound by my word.

Art Trades: As above, except that I shall endeavour not to chicken out for technical/skill reasons. If what I am to do goes against my principles, then I will refuse, but if it's just my fear of not being able to get it right, I will have to get over that, especially if I ask for something difficult in return.

HOWEVER: I will *not* be involved in more than three art trades at any one time! While this situation is not likely with me, I have to consider the case of a far better and more popular artist who opened herself to art trades for a month a year ago and got *forty*! I don't think she's finished the fifth one yet (and I don't remember whether mine was the seventh or the ninth... ) So, although I don't think I'll ever have more than one to do at a time, I will put in the limit of three as a safety feature for what's left of my sanity.

Commissions: Look through my gallery. Is there *really* anything there that would convince you that I could draw something for you that's worth paying money for? Didn't think so.

Kiriban: I reserve the right to give or not to give kiribans as I see fit. They are *not* automatic and must be announced first.

Having said that, I here announce that I *will* give a kiriban to the first person who sends me a screenshot of my front page saying "5,000 pageviews". Considering what happened once with another deviant, I might consider giving one to the second person who sends me such a screenshot, or I might not, depending mainly on how much I trust the second person (and maybe a bit on how much I trust the first...). However, the benefit of the doubt ends there; if a third person shows up with a "5,000 pageviews" screenshot, then I will assume either that I am being scammed or that dA is being too eccentric for its own good. In either case, I am not doing more than two kiribans for the event of 5,000 pageviews, and will probably do only one.

Furthermore, anyone who sends me a screenshot of my front page saying "5,000 pageviews" when my front page still shows less than that value after being refreshed will be pronounced, and thereafter considered, dead. Those of you who know me from TVTome or LyokoFreak will know what that means.

That's it for now, I guess.

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